I really hate my birthdays. This year I have a dentist appointment on my birthday and how sucky is that? I haven't even mentioned or thought about my birthday in like a month and now mom reminds me about it and then she tells me I have a dentist appointment. I hate dentists. They have all those sharp objects and if they wanted they could kill you and even if it isn't on purpose, they could which is beyond creepy. Then of course you have to wait like forever just to be able to get your teeth pocked at. I have never had a cavity for three reasons; 1) not brushing is disgusting, 2) if you do have a cavity it would hurt, bad, 3) dentists have a DRILL they could kill you with. Sure they have other pointy stuff but not like a DRILL, they are sharp and the blade MOVES. Everyone trusts doctors but almost everyday doctors touch people or kill them violently. I don't trust doctors because no matter how many degrees they have on their stupid wall they are still people and people do weird and hateful things everyday. I also don't trust doctors because Dr. Who is an alien and that creeps me out. Dentists are scary but I think regular doctors are downright terrifying. See! My stupid birthdays always suck, ALWAYS!!!
Annabell
PS. Another reason I hate dentists is because of that TV show Glen Martin DDS. If he is so stupid and careless, imagine REAL doctors.
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