Christian gets revenge

Okay I admit it, I mess with Christian a lot. Once on his birthday, he got a new phone then I texted him saying I was this creepy jerk named Tina Hadamio (I am 99.99% sure I spelled that wrong) and I was all like:
"I see you through your window!"
and he was like:
"Who is this?"
and I was like:
"Your true love Tina!"
and more stuff like that. Don't judge I was young and stupid (I still am. What other exuce to I have?). But God! It was hilarous and is it really my fault he was stupid enough to fall for it? I mean look at the facts! He just got his phone that day! Who would know his number than the people who he gave it to at the party (only me and his cusin Shania. I know it's sad, but agian not my fault)! Also how would she be able to spy on his when his yard has only one tree and no cover? But ya that was one of many times I messed with him. I also manipulate. If I'm bored I'll text him and he will only say "ya" or "o". I mean whats up with that! Come on! So I'll tell him that he's a boring boy for fifteen years old and then he goes "Oh yeah!" then he says or does something crazy.
Well this time when I pulled the "you are a boring boy" thing on him he messed with me! He told me that he and Angelica were back together. That bothered me! Seriously I don't like him but I hate false information. I like to snoop and get the truth. He might have been telling the truth and he knew I would cause a whiny hissy fit if I didn't get accurate information and I would make a fool of myself or he would be lying and I would go around telling people that they were together if it wasn't true. Either way I would make a fool of myself! So mean!
Of course I'm smarter than that. I told Angelica what he said and apparently she was clueless at first then she acted like they were back together. Of course, I had a backup plan: Saphire. This chick is in freshman year and she tells me she doesn't know so I did my last trick. I told Christian that Angelica gave it away! He got all ticked and I was right, he was messing with me! So all that day I earned the right to go "Hahahaha" all day. So rightchous! Nice try, Christian!